Professor: Of course Im not sure! What do you take me for? Some rationalscientist person? Now, well start the Time Object Displacement Device(He sets the clock to April 13 2002. Lightning strikes outside, bathing the room in electrifying light. )Professor: (cackling manically) Fry, the pig! (Fry picks up a pig and throws it into the TODD. )Cut to the Frys house. (Yancy Sr. and Chandra are seated on the couch watching a twenty-first century classic)Rafe: Danny, you cant die. You know why? Cause youre gonna be a daddy. I wasnt supposed to tell you, but youre gonna be a daddy! Danny: No, Rafe. You are. (Chandra starts to cry. )Yancy Sr. : Cmon soldier! Die with dignity! Chandra: (tearfully) How can you be so insensitive? Yancy Sr. : Easy. (Chandra cries harder, gets up and runs off. )Yancy Sr. : Aw, cmon, Chandra-(He follows her. A moment later, Yancy walks in. )Yancy: Alright. Kate Beckinsale(Just then, he is zapped and replaced by the pig. )Cut to the Professors lab. (Fry stands twiddling his thumbs in anxiety, Leela twirls her ponytail, the Professor is asleep and Hermes writes something down on his clipboard. )Hermes: One count of fallin asleep in the middle of the experimentoh ho hothatll be five grand(Suddenly, the TODD opens and Yancy comes falling and screaming through. He is deposited on the floor. …to be continued!
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